"nj959" (nj959)
01/27/2020 at 12:49 • Filed to: shitpost
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"nj959" (nj959)
01/27/2020 at 12:49 • Filed to: shitpost | 2
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Unfortunately the article isn’t as good as its headline.
jimz
> nj959
01/27/2020 at 12:55 |
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MonkeePuzzle
> jimz
01/27/2020 at 13:02 |
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jimz
> MonkeePuzzle
01/27/2020 at 13:05 |
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at least half of that sounds like it could be naughty.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> MonkeePuzzle
01/27/2020 at 13:16 |
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These look like the lyrics to a soundcloud rapper’s newest hit.